My girlfriend on the Porsche Panamera

Kinja'd!!! "thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
01/12/2014 at 18:06 • Filed to: None

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"It's backside makes it look like a tic"

This comment is approved. The porsche panamera is one ugly car.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > thebigbossyboss
01/12/2014 at 18:13

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It's a good thing it is fast because you don't want to look at DAT ass for long.


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > thebigbossyboss
01/12/2014 at 18:31

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I'd rather have a tick than one of these Panameras. God awful ugly. People who buy these probably also own an X6


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > thebigbossyboss
01/12/2014 at 18:44

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Well, one day i took my girl out for a dinner, and at the tollbooth we met a yellow Panamera, and she said:

"Aya, what is that yellow car there? Is it a car for mouse-ad or something?"


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Tom McParland
01/12/2014 at 19:26

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true say.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > thebigbossyboss
01/12/2014 at 19:28

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They look prettier in person. Not sure how that works, but it's true.

Regardless, the Panameras are likely going to suffer from massive depreciation.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > JasonStern911
01/12/2014 at 19:33

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This is was in person. We saw it pulling out from a honda dealership.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > thebigbossyboss
01/13/2014 at 00:56

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Honestly, if you look at it straight on from the front, it looks good. If you look at it straight on from the rear, it looks fine. But forcing four doors onto a car by stretching the chassis...

Worst thing is, if the Porsche 928 is any historical example, the car will only look uglier and more dated over time. I really want to like the 928, but those awkward pop-up headlights... Somehow, the classical look went to the cheaper 944/951.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > JasonStern911
01/13/2014 at 12:23

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I like the 928, despite the headlights, but the Panamera is an ugly duckling.

Make the wagon, fercryinoutloud!


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
01/14/2014 at 13:35

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While not a wagon, at least there are rumors of the next generation Panamera being available in shooting brake form:

http://www.topspeed.com/cars/porsche/2…


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > JasonStern911
01/14/2014 at 13:42

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